Volume 30, Number 2 - April 15, 1995 - Saturday Noon



The 22nd Floor: What's the Deal?

Just in case you didn't read page 3 of your Pocket Program (or pay attention at Opening Ceremonies) you might be wondering what possessed the Concom to turn all their function space upside down at the last minute. You also might wonder why you have to deal with those annoying folks sitting by the elevators on the 22nd floor counting people debarking and occasionally turning them away.

Well, it has to do with Bloomingtons new Crusading Fire Marshal, who has virtually guaranteed us that he will be paying us a visit during the Con, probably on Saturday night. Take a look at your pocket program for more details. The Concom wasn't really thrilled with this turn of events, but rose to the occasion to come up with some creative solutions.

As of Friday night, things seem to be working pretty well, but Saturday night is the biggie. At peak times you might want to think twice about making a possibly fruitless trip to the 22nd floor and hit a few parties instead. (Hint: check out the Tower of Parties in the Great Hall Foyer). And dont forget the Plaza Area (formerly The Village) on the ground floor of the North Tower. There's gaming in Plaza 4 and Filking (from 5:00 p.m.) in Plaza 3.

Registration Report

As of close of registration on Friday, the head of Registration estimates the total memberships at 3,650, with a warm body count in excess of 3,400! This exceeds last year's record attendance by a couple of hundred, and it's only Friday! The unexpectedly high numbers of at-the-doors created some difficulties: Registration ran out of pre-printed blank badges, and was reduced to laminating hand-written, hand-cut badges. Then they ran out of lamination supplies and had to go out and buy more.. Long lines and frazzled nerves were aggravated further by the discovery that some preregistrations appeared to have been lost. The head of Registration admits that some mistakes were made during the precon period and was relieved to report that most people who encountered difficulties in registering were remarkably gracious about it.

Flash Update [Sat 11:00 a.m.] Reg Head reports we have 3,380 - 3,390 warm bodies. Which makes us larger than total attendance at the last worldcon in Winnipeg!

Pocket Program Addendum

Additions

Bhigg House Suite: Room 1404 - 1406

Sat 6:30 p.m.
Grand Ballroom (just before Masquerade) Howard Harrison will be
recording a live song for his forthcoming CD
Sat 1-3 p.m.
Reading (out loud) at the Bhigg House
Sat 8-11:30
Keycon Party
Sun 1-4 p.m.
At-Home (like an Open House, but subtly different)

Corrections

#117
Taping Your Convention 101 has been cancelled
pg 19
Sat, 10 am, Bloomington Room
Should be: Masquerade Orientation
pg 22
Masquerade starts at 7:00 pm, NOT 6:00 pm
pg 31
Masquerade Orientation is actually Saturday, 10 am in the Bloomington Room

How Many Minicons Have YOU Been To?

Get your penquins, stars, and holographic dinosaur stickers in the Minneapolis in '73 suite (2214). Consult the not-so-secret decoder ring on the wall to figure out which stickers to put on your badge. Then you'll be able to decode everyone else's badge, too. GoshWow.

Masquerade Update

Masquerade will start at 7:00 p.m., not 6:00 p.m.
and will be simulcast on Network 73.

See the awesome, the beautiful, the dramatic, the fries! Yes, we said "fries". Besides our usual awards, we will have two special awards this year for costumes relating to Minicon 30's themes: Would you like fries with that? and Some assembly required. Don't miss seeing how costumed fans interpret them!

Featuring our Special Guest MC - Bruce Hyde.
Also known as Lt. Kevin Riley from the Original Star Trek TV Series and now teaching Communications at St. Cloud State.

We would also like to thank our Judges:

Gerald Dagel, Laura Hughes, Jody Lee (Artist GOH), Diane Rhody, Alicia Wold and Suzy Zahradka.

For our contestants:

Registration for the masquerade is from 8:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on Friday and 9:00 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. on Saturday. No entries can be accepted after 2:30 p.m. Saturday. Contestant Orientation is 10:00 a.m. Saturday in the Bloomington Room. Check at the Masquerade table for additional information.

The Masquerade Director would like to thank everyone who worked on the masquerade and technical crews for all their efforts putting on the show, and all the costumers and fans --without whom there would be no show.

Party Reports

The New Consuite

When we had to move the con suite from the 22nd floor to the pool area, we really didn't know what to expect. Where should we put the beer? The soda? The smoking area? How do we deal with the crowds? And how do we badge check the damn thing? Well, the con is half over and the lesson seems obvious: The con suite is not the four suites at the end of the pool area; the con suite is the pool area. People are getting their beer and soda in the end rooms and taking it everywhere. Parties line the side walls, upstairs and downstairs. There's music and conversation in the center. Tall ceilings mask noise and minimize the smoking problem. We may have lost Mr. C's and the 22nd floor, but we gained the world's largest con suite with its own pool and jacuzzi. -- Bruce Schneier

"Y'know, now that people don't have to go 22 floors for a beer, they're going to drink a lot more. I hope Parties thought about that, because if they didn't, they're going to run out of beer by midnight Saturday." -- Arthur Knowles

Capsule Reviews--Karen Cooper

Troll's Guild Party: "Finest Party. Two thumbs up."

The Balloon Crawl: "Go there! It's so fun! It's just a riot! They have a shark under the balloons! No, don't tell them that, it'll ruin the surprise!" [never trust a smiling journalist]

All the Bid Parties: "Very quiet."

The New Con Suite: "Get your beer and move along folks. Keep it moving, there's nothing to see here."
-- Karen Cooper

Bhigg House Music Party [3:00 a.m.]

"The party in the room I'm planning to sleep in is still going strong."
-- Dave Romm

Most Surreal Environment in the Con

The Elvis Room in Dark Star. Of course I never did make it to the Balloon Crawl, so it may well be a tie.
-- sharon

Party Announcements

Sat 10:00 - Boston in 1998 invites you to Room 110 for a bid party that's Out of This World! Come join us poolside in Cabana Room 110 at the Radisson.

Sat 9:00. - SF Minnesota Party. "For people who love SF" Rms 681-683, North Tower (the short one)

Sat 9:00 - Niagara Falls in '98 Party. Featuring chocolate raspberry fudge. Room 1806.

Restaurant Update

There have been a few changes since the last time the Rrestaurant Guide was updated. Here are a few (probably incomplete) corrections pointed out by sharp-eyed fans:

New:
Eddington's ( fast food court near hotel)
Napa Valley Grill, Twin Cities Diner (Mall of A)

Closed:
Rusty Scupper, Khan's Mongolian Barbeque

Changed:
Lakeside Palace-> First Wok [no dimsum]

What were they thinking?

Doug Friauf points out that the Burger King across the parking lot from the Rad is totally inaccessible by wheelchair from the hotel parking lot. The Subway and other shops (including the new one listed above) are even harder to get to. Embers is your best bet if you are travelling by wheelchair.

Flashes from the Internet

A Cautionary Tale: Balticon, running this weekend in Baltimore, has been forced to close down all their room parties at 2:00 a.m. this year. This is due to problems with the hotel following the $5000 vandalism last year.


The Bozo Bus Tribune
Editor-in-Chief: Sharon Kahn
Today's Editor: Sharon Kahn
Publisher: Jeff Schalles
Published at Minicon 30
(c) 1995 by the Minnesota Science Fiction Society.
Any opinions expressed herein are those of the contributors, not necessarily anyone else.



John Ladwig
Last modified: Sat Apr 15 15:35:17 1995