Volume 30, Number 3 - April 15, 1995 - Saturday Evening



Bridge Closed for 45 Minutes

At approximately 2:45 p.m. Saturday, a minor medical emergency occurred in the stairwell near the 22nd floor. The front stairway to the 22nd floor was closed to the public for at least 15 minutes. Two Bloomington police officers were seen entering the stairwell; con members were directed to the back stairs.

At almost the same time, another emergency (which ultimately turned out to be a case of mistaken identity) was reported. The Ops staff on duty shut down the Bridge, an event which is absolutely unprecedented in Minicon's history. All who approached the Bridge, including concom reporting for shifts, were turned away with the terse explanation that a "medical emergency" was being dealt with and no further help was needed. About 45 minutes later the Bridge reopened. The people who were working the Bridge at 4:15 had no information about what had happened.

When questioned about the reason for the closing of the Bridge, the head of Ops stated, "There were 2 emergencies going on and Operations felt it was necessary to clear the Bridge in order to deal with both of them at once. We apologize to anyone who was inconvenienced and have been working on improving our communications so that the Bridge can remain open at all times."

According to the Ops head, neither of the situations turned out to be as serious as they seemed at first. Although police were called, their presence turned out to be unnecessary and both situations were resolved peacefully.

EDITORIAL

The Closing of Ops

Never in the history of Minicon has the Bridge been closed down. People were concerned, and rightly so. I assumed there must be blood on the floor, and expected to hear the wail of ambulances at any moment. After 45 minutes and no ambulances it was clear that there was no life-threatening medical emergency, and I began to wonder if we had a hostage situation on our hands. In a sense, maybe we did; but it was information that was being held hostage, not people.

In retrospect, it was anticlimactic, a tempest in a teapot. Inexperienced personnel over-reacted in a crisis situation. Nobody was hurt, no harm was done. It was never the intent of Ops that experienced concom be shut out of the "situation" or that con members be cut off from the services of the bridge for nearly an hour.

But is it just a fluke? I'm not so sure. By its very nature, Ops requires that a large team composed of experienced old hands and green volunteers work together smoothly. Minicon has traditionally had an atmosphere of team spirit and open communication that made this work better than it had any right to, year after year. But in the last few years something has been happening to this spirit. When the Minicon Log disappeared into an ill-conceived computerized system (best described as Write Once, Read Never) a big link in the communication chain was lost. An odd turn in recruitment philosophy has resulted in a steadily increasing proportion of young people in threatening looking costumes who seem to be unnecessarily impressed with their own importance and overly fond of Us vs. Them fantasy games. I'm sorry, but I don't want `Demons' and `Angels' taking my 911 calls. I want a competent team of human beings who thinks of all of Minicon as "Us."

And the Bridge should NEVER be closed. Never. Under certain circumstances it is appropriate to clear the decks of bystanders, but any team that thinks that they can only deal with an emergency by closing themselves off from the rest of the con has the wrong idea of what Minicon is.

-- Sharon Kahn

Party Announcements

Sat 10:00
Boston in 1998 invites you to Room 110 for a bid party that's Out of This World! Come join us poolside in Cabana Room 110 at the Radisson.
Sat 9:00
SF Minnesota Party. "For people who love SF" Rms 681-683, North Tower (the short one).
Sat 9:00
Niagara Falls in '98 Party. Featuring chocolate raspberry fudge. Rm 1806.

Correction to Pocket Program Addendum and Correction!
Bhigg House is 1604-1606

Wanted: More Minicon Members!

With the warm body count over 3,400, you might find the thought of us having more members to be a bit daunting. But that's exactly what Minicon needs. The convention belongs to each and every Minicon member, and together we create the magic that fills the Radisson South every year on Easter weekend.

There is, of course, a catch. I'm talking Minicon members here, not Minicon attendees. Members are those who actualize Minicon. It isn't just the people who formally volunteer at Minicon...in the Consuite...on the Bridge...in Dark Star. (Although that's a really fine way to support Minicon.) And it isn't just the people who hosted parties last night, or are hosting them again tonight for the amusement of anyone who wanders in wearing a badge. (See you there!)

Being a member of Minicon is a matter of attitude. It's adding your own personal touch to the convention in such a way that your own good time adds to the good time of the rest of the Con-goers. There are no age requirements if Minicon30 has at least one member who is a two-month-old baby who's contributing to the convention in her own new-found way. From appearances, she's having a good measure of fun in the process.

Minicon needs more members and that means you. As with all good science fiction conventions, together we continue to make ours a stellar one. Lend your talents during the coming year to the virtual reality of Minicon31.

-- Geri Sullivan

Masters of the Moment

6:30 - 7 am Saturday

Life support systems were down to 25 percent efficiency. The atmosphere could barely support oxygen breathing life forms. Officer Susan Levy Haskell rose to the occasion. `Life support' needed additional air cleaning capabilities and she knew where to get it. Quick communication brought a donation of one cleaner from Steven Brust for the remainder of the weekend. Great! But, insufficient for the magnitude of the problem - there are 2 rooms for smokers! An all-call emergency request went out. Kate Carey, Party Co-coordinator, used her creative problem-solving skills: Call the bridge! From the technological graveyard came some retired Minn-stf air cleaners. Although 4 new ones were purchased last winter to meet the demand of all the Minicon participants, it obviously wasn't enough to keep life support at even marginal efficiency.

Our heartfelt thanks go out to those who met the challenge in the wee morning hours when the regular `fix-it' folks were soundly sleeping. Thanks.

Solution to Last Year's Amalgamated Spleen Puzzle

Spleen Crossword Solution - GIF

Announcements

As of about 5:00 p.m. there were EIGHT hotel rooms available in the Rad for Saturday night!

Traffic Alert

Construction has begun on the 35W Minnehaha Creek Bridges. Traffic is blocked up for several exits in both directions. Try Lyndale, France, or Cedar Ave. for heading north.

Registration Report

As of 5:00 P.M. at 3,450 warm bodies.

Personals

Oi! Alan. Como vai a farra? Estou me divertindo em Fanzine. Vem me visitar!!-Mae

Andrew, I never did get your last name! I do want to pursue our relationship. If you can't catch me in the Fanzine Room, leave a message for room 576.

-- sharon


The Bozo Bus Tribune
Editor-in-Chief: Sharon Kahn
This issue's Editors: Mary and Meredythe Publisher: Jeff Schalles
Published at Minicon 30
(c) 1995 by the Minnesota Science Fiction Society.
Any opinions expressed herein are those of the contributors, not necessarily anyone else.


Last modified: Sun Apr 16 13:20:06 1995