Directions to Minicon
By Doug Wickstrom
Traveling to Minicon by car:
From the east, follow I-94 to Minneapolis, exit on 11th St., and proceed as above.
From the north, follow I-35W into Minneapolis, and follow I-94 westbound. Exit on 11th St.
From the west, you have several choices. If you follow I-94 to downtown Minneapolis, exit at Hennepin and Lyndale, and turn left onto Hennepin at the first light. (Yes, we know the sign at Hennepin says "Dunwoody Blvd".) Turn right on 12th St., then left on Marquette Ave. Or you can take I-494 south from I-94 to I-394, and follow I-394 east to Minneapolis. After MN-100, stay in the second lane from the left, exit onto 12th St., follow 12th St. to Marquette, and turn left onto Marquette.
To Minicon by rail:
To Minicon by air, excepting airships:
Time travellers, dimension hoppers, Burroughs buggy travelers, and Tardis users, set your coordinates to: a=450000, b=790113, q=007915, e=632244, z=JONES, f=WEBBER. Convert units as necessary for your particular technology. Timeline recognition factor = Neil Armstrong II. Tardis users, please remember to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Hitchhikers, please consult your guide. If coming by starship, or using pixie dust, the directions are "Second star to the right, and straight on till morning," also known as "thataway."