These minutes were transcribed by Matt Strait in 2021. I did it manually; no OCR. Typos, if any, are marked with [sic] when noticed, and anything else in square brackets is also my note. Real underlining in the typed original is simulated by surrounding words with underscores. Otherwise, since the original is fixed-width, this rendition duplicates the original formatting very closely. ================================================================================ [handwritten:] AGAIN, DANGEROUS MINN-STF MINUTES [struck out by hand: "Minn - STF Business Meeting Minutes"] -- 1 March 75 -- at Al Kuhfeld's In absence of President or Vice President, Secretary Denny Lien called meeting to order at 3:07 p.m. Joan Marie Verba appointed temporary Secretary in his place. Dave Wixon brought up a point of order which was pointedly ignored [handwritten: "in an orderly fashion."] Dick Tatge announced that there was to be a Secret Masters of Minn-STF Meeting on Sunday, 2 March 75, at Don Blyly's apt. in the Bozo Bus Building. Secret Masters ("you know who you are") take note. Lien announced that the meeting had been called for purposes of opening nominations for the Minn-STF Board of Directors; anyone with other business should speak up. No one did. Lien mentioned that everyone should read the ground rules for the election in the being-collated RUNE [handwritten: "42"] and/or as posted on Al's doorway. With announcement of basic ground rules (anyone may nominate, second, or be nominated, but only Voting Members -- 51 to date-- may vote in the actual election on 29 March at Lien's; nominations open today and on 15 March at Bucklins'), the nominations were opened, as follows: Joan Marie Verba, nominated by Carol Stodolka, 2d by Dick Tatge. Masked Wombat (Denny Lien) nominated by Dick Tatge; declines the nomination. At this point, Mark K. Digre made a Terrible Pun, which will be ignored. Jan Appelbaum, nominated by Blue Petal, 2d by Dave Wixon. Al Kuhfeld, nominated by Dick Tatge, 2d by Phil Voerding. Blue Petal, nominated by Fred Haskell, 2d by Jan Appelbaum. Fred Haskell, nominated by Dick Tatge, 2d by Joan Marie Verba. Someone brought up Point of Order: may one not present be nominated? Answer: yes. Margie Lessinger, nominated by Ken Fletcher, 2d by Frank Stodolka. Ken Fletcher, nominated by Fred Haskell, 2d by Blue Petal. Don Blyly, nominated by Dave Wixon, 2d by Denny Lien ((illegally?)). Dave Wixon, nominated by Frank Stodolka, 2d by Fred Haskell. Jim Young, nominated by Jerry Stearns, 2d by Dick Tatge. Jerry Stearns, nominated by Fred Haskell, 2d by Dick Tatge. Denny Lien briefly appointed Mark K. Digre to chair the meeting, while he (Denny Lien) nominated Don Bailey, 2d by Ken Fletcher; Lein then resumed the chair before Mark K. Digre realized what was going on, upon muttering of an instant coup. Ruth Odren, nominated by Ken Fletcher, 2d by Dave Wixon. Someone brought up Point of Oder: may someone who is not a Voting Mmember [sic] of Minn- STF be nominated? Answer: yes Franky Hanky Panky (i.e. Frank Stodolka) nominated by Carol Stodolka; 2d by Phil Voerding. Snuffy Wuffy the Dog nominated by Al Kuhfeld; 2d by Phil Voerding. Dick Tatge nominated by Don Bailey; 2d by Phil Voerding. Craig Van Grasstek nominated by Ruth Odren; 2d by Phil Voerding. Blue Petal moved (on strong hint of presiding officer) that nominations cease. Dave Wixon seconds. Passed with one negative vote andone [sic] abstention. Lien announced that he would entertain ((beg for?)) a motion that the meeting close. Fred Haskell moves that the meeting close. Sue Ryan seconds. Vote agrees. Meeting closed at 3:17. 17 nominations (excluding one who declined) to date: 16 human and one dog. Election Chairperson Lien rules that Snuffy-Wuffy the Dog does _not_ qualify as a Sentient Being as per Minn-STF Constitution By-Law I. 1.b; if Snuffy-Wuffy disagrees, he should contact Lien _in_writing_ before 16 March 75. [signed: Denny Lien] Quasi-respectively [sic], Denny Lien, Minn-STF Secretary ================================================================================